I need to run to the store today but let me tell you about the last day I didn't babysit and got out of the house. I think it was Saturday. When I was out shopping for decor stuff, one of the stores I stopped at was Home Goods in Lake Jackson. I was all over the store. I looked at pillows, throws, kitchen stuff, bathroom stuff, baby stuff, plants, clearance, and I even walked to the baby clothes sections of the adjoining TJ Maxx (not impressed). Anyway, everywhere I went, there was a man who just kind of lingered. He didn't have a basket or any merchandise but he just showed up everywhere I went. I started looking in sections I didn't really need just to see if he'd pop up. I wondered if he might have been the store security guard thinking I might be up to no good. There was still that thought in the back of my mind though, thinking about Palais Royal before Christmas, that this might be a shady situation. I eventually found the potted plant I wanted and even a nice frame. I worked my way to the cashier and once there, asked her if they had a store security guard and let her know there was a man creeping around the store. She said they didn't but I described him to her just in case. I also noticed the frame I wanted had cracked glass but I didn't want to go back and get another. At that point, I just wanted to leave. I left the store, totally on guard and ready to hit someone over the head with a ceramic pot. I made it to the car and didn't see him again. Things are getting a little sketchy. Not only was I thinking about the man at Palais Royal but there was an incident of an attempted abduction at a Lake Jackson restaurant a week or so earlier. Someone picking up their order and boom, a guy tried to grab her.
When possible, I try to do my shopping online. It's safer and easier. Especially clothes, that's MUCH easier. I need new blue jeans and was trying to find some online.
Wait. What?
Who really wants a wedgie fit? Can you imagine how uncomfortable that would be? You know what would be great? Wedgie fit jeans with blister inducing shoes. They should make those too.
I kept looking.
Oh, look at this great deal. These are only $115.
Oh, wow. These are even cheaper.
You know, maybe I don't need new jeans. Going by what's available, I don't think my jeans look new enough. Also, if all the creepers are hanging out in the stores, I won't need jeans anyway because I'll be staying home. I can just sit here in stretchy pants and be safe and comfortable. Problem solved.
Let's wash some dishes!