I couldn't sleep the other

night so I went on Amazon and searched for cream or ointment for my dry skin.  I found some that people really liked so I ordered it.

I'm up a creek if I ever lose the box or directions.


This is the instruction manual.



A couple of the things it helps is "bad feet" and "the feet itch".  Oh, it also helps with hemorrhoids and mosquito bites.  How could anyone not want to buy this stuff?

Don't feel bad if you have a hard time making out what it all says.  Aren't instructions usually printed this small?


The good news is 1) my ruler has a magnifying glass and 2) I have a pair of bifocals around here somewhere.

Who knows though, maybe that tube says something about the cream improving eyesight.