mpd sucks



So, I'm driving through the major metropolis of Maypearl in what I believe is a 45mph zone. Wrong. Barney Fife pulls me over to let me know it's a 30mph zone. (I was actually about 10 feet from the 45 mph sign.) I live 5 hours away, totally honest with him and haven't had a ticket in about 10 years but guess what...the scumbag changed that. That's right, I've fallen victim to mpd. I wanted to call the jerk all sorts of names, but his business card reading that he is the Sargeant of Maypearl PD tops any cut-down I could come up with. Wouldn't you agree?

So, today I need to take Grandma to have something notarized. I am considering taking her to another town just to avoid giving this place any extra money...even if it is only $4.00